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Two couples were playing poker one evening. John accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed Bill’s wife Sue wasn’t wearing any underwear under her dress!
Shocked by this, John upon trying to sit back up again, hit his head on the table and emerged red-faced. Later, John went to the kitchen to get some refreshments.
Bill’s wife followed and asked, "Did you see anything that you liked under there?" Surprised by her
boldness, John courageously admitted that, well indeed he did.
She said, " Well, you can have it but it will cost you $500."
After taking a minute or two to assess the financial and moral costs of this offer, John confirms that he is interested. She tells him that since her husband Bill works Friday afternoons and John doesn’t, John should be at her house around 2 p.m. Friday afternoon.
When Friday rolled around, John showed up at Bill’s house at 2 p.m. sharp and after paying Sue the agreed sum of $500 they went to the bedroom and closed their transaction, as agreed. John quickly
dressed and left.
As usual, Bill came home from work at 6 p.m. and upon entering the house, asked his wife abruptly. "Did John come by the house this afternoon?"
With a lump in her throat Sue answered "Why yes, he did stop by for a few minutes this afternoon."
Her heart nearly skipped a beat when her husband curtly asked, "And did he give you $500?"
In terror she assumed that somehow he had found out and after mustering her best poker face, replied, "Well, yes, in fact he did give me $500."
Bill, with a satisfied look on his face, surprised his wife by saying, "Good, I was hoping he did. John came by the office this morning and borrowed $500 from me. He promised me he’d stop by our house this
afternoon on his way home and pay me back."
Now THAT, my friends, is a poker player!

Full Tilt Poker Tournament #52046817 S00ted Tees $100 FreeRoll NL Hold'em

You finished the tournament in 19th place.
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Full Tilt Poker Tournament #52046817 S00ted Tees $100 FreeRoll NL Hold'em
Buy-In: $0.00
900 players
Total Prize Pool: $100.00
Start Date: June 20 7:15 PM ET

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You finished the tournament in 79th place.
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Hi Jayman good placements again. You should join tonights bodog poker freeroll that ixgames are sponsoring.

Congratulations jayman :thumbsup

(Please post In the poker forum next time) ........thanks!

More and more young people in Singapore are gambling online, and don't realize the practice is illegal. Due to high rates of computer literacy and convenience of use of online casinos, the number of online gamblers among young adults has grown tenfold in the last three years.

This is yet another example of a country that would best serve its citizenry by legalizing and regulating online casino sites, rather than attempting to block them.

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Here is an email that Alfonse D’Amato, the PPA Chairman sent out this weekend. Your voice must be heard before this important vote!

Read more: Poker Players Alliance making another big push

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Hello everyone!!

I had to move from one city to another here in WV finally found work and now am back online. Looking forward to play with everyone again! Sure do miss my poker...and ixgames...:thumbsup

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Welcome back ......:dirol

The European Commission is currently involved in legal action against the Danish gambling monopoly, which it says violates common market regulations.

(The state owns 80 percent of the shares in Danske Spil. The rest are held by two national sports organisations).

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The U.S. House Committee on Financial Services yesterday voted down a bill put forward by Barney Frank and Ron Paul that would have halted the creation of regulations for the Unlawful Internet Gambling Enforcement Act. The vote put an early end to a measure that, in any case, had little chance of success in a U.S. election year.

Barney Franks resolution failed


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Hi guys
I'm newest member of this forum.My name is Igor,I'm from Serbia!
Most of the time I spent on Full tilt,sometimes on Poker Stars and Poker Time.
My favorite game is Hold'em,of course,but I like to play Razz too!
My dream is,like most of you guys,is to play in big tournaments,some of WSOP events!
I hope for long and successful cooperation here on IX!

cheers

Hi Igor and welcome to the community!

Keep an eye on our sponsored freerolls that we launch monthly on different poker rooms.

Good luck with your poker games.

Hello Serbia and Welcome: to ixgames

I am a pest control officer well dangerous animals control officer we dont get many in the uk and if 1 escapes i deal with it iam all over the uk its a cool job

Betting on football was made legal in Hong Kong in 2003 - but legal bets can only be placed through the Hong Kong Jockey Club, which helps fund community and social projects, but which also has a monopoly on legalised gambling.........

Read more: Hong Kong media blamed for gambling rise

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Let the people gambling!

[FONT="Arial Black"]I guess a monopoly on legalized gambling is better than making gambling illegal. :rolleyes:
It's always about money and whose pocket it goes in. :warning [/font]

The newest form of legalized gambling in Indiana is available Tuesday. There are several options including tip boards - raffles - drawings and pull tabs. Look for pull tabs to be the most popular...........


Read more: Legalized gambling in Indiana

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Buy-In: $0.00
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Total Prize Pool: $25.00
Start Date: July 1 8:00 PM ET

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