Lmao @ allen cunningham

XPOKERCHIC wrote: I decided to watch Allen play a little NL 5 Card Draw, one of the new games Fulltilt has installed, and he is telling jokes at the table. I am like wow keep your day job Allen. X

AllenCunningham: how do you get a professional poker player off of you porch?
Dealer: AllenCunningham discards 3 cards
safeinst: HOW?
Dealer: safeinst has 15 seconds left to act
AllenCunningham: pay him for the pizza
Dealer: safeinst discards 1 card
Dealer: AllenCunningham is dealt 3 cards
Dealer: safeinst is dealt 1 card
safeinst: not shabby
safeinst: more please
Dealer: safeinst wins the pot ($11.40)
Dealer: Hand #25394913091
Dealer: Chao5 has 15 seconds left to act
AllenCunningham: whats the difference between a poker player and a puppy?
Dealer: Cal42688 has 15 seconds left to act
Dealer: *** DRAW ***
Dealer: Cal42688 discards 3 cards
Dealer: AllenCunningham discards 1 card
Dealer: Cal42688 is dealt 3 cards
Dealer: AllenCunningham is dealt 1 card
Dealer: AllenCunningham shows three of a kind, Kings
Dealer: AllenCunningham wins the pot ($31.35) with three of a kind, Kings
Dealer: Hand #25394932461
AllenCunningham: the puppy eventually stops whining
Dealer: AllenCunningham has 15 seconds left to act
Chao5: lol
Dealer: Chao5 has 15 seconds left to act
Dealer: Chao5 wins the pot ($13)
Dealer: Hand #25394944090
safeinst: nice
safeinst: what is one to do around a poker table if not swap jokes
Dealer: Nerdy Dude has 15 seconds left to act
safeinst: got any others?
Dealer: Nerdy Dude wins the pot ($9)
Dealer: Hand #25394956313
Dealer: Chao5 has 15 seconds left to act
AllenCunningham: maybe later
hoopySTYLES (Observer): rogaine
Dealer: safeinst has 15 seconds left to act
Dealer: Chao5 has 15 seconds left to act

tallseas wrote: The puppy thing was very good. :1orglaugh

lcid86 wrote: First joke may have worked better if he said online poker player..